Showing posts with label Hot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hot. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
If You're Having A Bad Day Watch This
This video is centered correctly, so the picture is not cut off. In other words, watch this. It's my attempt at a little comic relief, since there seems to be a general feeling of suckiness in the air. Yes, the song will get stuck in your head, so listen to some good music immediately following the commerial to counteract the negative side effects. But I had to share because I love the slow motion mutton chop sideburns man. Well it was centered correctly until I added text
Saturday, December 05, 2009
Some Advice
To the random boy who showed up on my doorstep at 9:00 tonight looking for Kelly. And also Kelly.
"Uh sorry, I must have the wrong house, or do I?" he asks as a look of horror quickly crosses his face
First of all, Sir, I know I look hot with my matted hair, bright red nose and dog hair covered sweats, but you are way to young for me. So sorry to disappoint you.
Secondly, when I found out that you did not know Kelly's last name I began to wonder, because 'round these parts a proper blind date begins before the hour of nine. Also, most people know the last names of their blind dates. As someone who has made the same mistake in a moment of desperation, that is what this "date" smells like; desperation. AKA the internet dating hook-up.
Kelly, dear, this "date"will lead nowhere fast, but perhaps you already know that. In the future, let me suggest, that you find out, a young man's first and last name, at a bare minimum, before you give out your home address. Thanks for listening, and good luck out there.
"Uh sorry, I must have the wrong house, or do I?" he asks as a look of horror quickly crosses his face
First of all, Sir, I know I look hot with my matted hair, bright red nose and dog hair covered sweats, but you are way to young for me. So sorry to disappoint you.
Secondly, when I found out that you did not know Kelly's last name I began to wonder, because 'round these parts a proper blind date begins before the hour of nine. Also, most people know the last names of their blind dates. As someone who has made the same mistake in a moment of desperation, that is what this "date" smells like; desperation. AKA the internet dating hook-up.
Kelly, dear, this "date"will lead nowhere fast, but perhaps you already know that. In the future, let me suggest, that you find out, a young man's first and last name, at a bare minimum, before you give out your home address. Thanks for listening, and good luck out there.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Hot Blonde Prudes
I Went to check on Black Friday Deals At Amazon.com, and instead got sucked into a discussion about quality of life for Non-LDS people in Utah. There were tons of comments, so I only read the first page of five, but this was by far my favorite of the bunch.
P.iv heard theres a lotta hot blondes with blue eyes there... prude though.
my friend from utah told me all about it.
my friend from utah told me all about it.
My addition: Most of those "Hot blondes" color their hair, and are actually from California, but I know a few purists.
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