Two Days Of Gratitude Are Better Than One

I know soooooo many people were disappointed when I didn't post yesterday, but I was very sick this weekend.  I'm not good at being sick, I whine incessantly.  Luckily, I'm the only one around to hear my moaning, so I don't feel too bad.  Sometimes it's hard to be an adult, and when I'm sick I just want to be taken care of, and that is what I whine about, in case you wondered.

Yesterday, I was grateful for:

• my daily gratitude list that I write here, because it forced me to at least think of gratitude, on a day I normally would not
• A queen-sized bed, that allows me to just roll to the other side of the bed, when one side gets dirty (sorry, but it's true)
• patient dogs with amazing bladder control
• Hymns

Today I was grateful for:

• Bleach, I love the smell of bleach
• Clean clothes
• Good friends (by that I mean friends who are also good people)
• and health
• A toothbrush and Listerine (there is no substitute for Listerine)
• lots of pretty new bruises to look at because of an adventure I had in the middle of last night
• Chap Stick

P.S.  I am also extremely grateful that my life is not the basis for a movie on Lifetime, or a documentary entitled "Six Hundred And Fifty Pound Virgin: The Weight Is Over."   Why, why,why, would anyone allow such a thing?